Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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