Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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