My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
ok first of all what the fuck
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Randomize
