Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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