So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
My life is pants optional.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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