Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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