singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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