That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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