I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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