Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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