You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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