i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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