i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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