She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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