If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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