you're like a bully in the Christmas story
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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