Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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