i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
birth control should be required to get into college
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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