Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
