remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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