I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
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i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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