Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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