And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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