having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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