Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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