This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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