i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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