she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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