K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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