All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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