And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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