i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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