White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
