I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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