ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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