garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm both gender and math confused
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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