If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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