Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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