In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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