I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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