It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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