two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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