She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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