Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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