You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You can make out without kissing
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