I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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