dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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