The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
