I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
It's Friday. Sex?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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