I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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