He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.