Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?

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(716): View more from New York

u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.

(208): View more from Idaho

ha well at least you have goals.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.

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(716): View more from New York

I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.

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(707): View more from California

drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater

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(615): View more from Tennessee

By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!

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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!

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(740): View more from Ohio

i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina

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