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(216): View more from Ohio

thus making me awesome and them whores

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Could a canary swim?

(952): View more from Minnesota

Last time I ever let you pet sit.

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(330): View more from Ohio

yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?

(1-330): View more from Ohio

i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.

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RIP Mr Bojangles.

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(561): View more from Florida

Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?

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(802): View more from Vermont

you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.

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(+61): View more from Australia

go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster

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(805): View more from California

Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE

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