I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
did i just pee glitter
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
