You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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