I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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