And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I will die if light touches me.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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