so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
sex in a hospital.. check
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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