Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Can you bring me the toilet please
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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