yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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