have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
God, you're like boner-b-gone
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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